Yogi Berra

“It ain’t over till it’s over.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.” ~ Yogi Berra

“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.” ~ Yogi Berra

“You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.” ~ Yogi Berra

“You gotta call a blacksmith.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Somethings don’t always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.” ~ Yogi Berra

“It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Records and achievements are made to be broken.” ~ Yogi Berra

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” ~ Yogi Berra

“It’s like deja-vu, all over again.” ~ Yogi Berra

“There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.” ~ Yogi Berra

“On why he no longer went to Ruggeri’s, a St. Louis restaurant: “Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.”” ~ Yogi Berra

“Yeah? For what paper?” ~ Yogi Berra

“When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”” ~ Yogi Berra

“If I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.” ~ Yogi Berra

“It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it’s head.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Listen up, because I’ve got nothing to say and I’m only gonna to say it once.” ~ Yogi Berra

“The future ain’t what it used to be.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If you’re feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.” ~ Yogi Berra

“He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.” ~ Yogi Berra

“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.” ~ Yogi Berra

“It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.” ~ Yogi Berra

“It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain’t over ’til it’s over!” ~ Yogi Berra

“How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.” ~ Yogi Berra

“You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.” ~ Yogi Berra

“No, I don’t go to that restaurant anymore. No body goes there. It’s too crowded.” ~ Yogi Berra

“It ain’t like football. You can’t make up no trick plays.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Prediction is very hard, particularly when it’s about the future.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Every time I see him, he’s not there.” ~ Yogi Berra

“A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ‘em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.” ~ Yogi Berra

“We made too many wrong mistakes.” ~ Yogi Berra

“How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don’t know how to spell my name.” ~ Yogi Berra

“The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That’s why nobody goes to see the game anymore.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Doing the little things can make a big difference.” ~ Yogi Berra

“The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.” ~ Yogi Berra

“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.” ~ Yogi Berra

“What a house – nothin’ but rooms!” ~ Yogi Berra

“Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I’m not gonna make it working… I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Swing at the strikes.” ~ Yogi Berra

“It’s not too far; it just seems like it is.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.” ~ Yogi Berra

“When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.’” ~ Yogi Berra

“You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I guess I’ve got a smart wife.” ~ Yogi Berra

“A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain’t got no place to put you. He’s going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don’t want to walk you.” ~ Yogi Berra

“You can’t think and hit the ball at the same time.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Never answer an anonymous letter.” ~ Yogi Berra

“We’re lost, but we’re making good time.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If people don’t want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? -Yogi Berra, The Yogi Book, to baseball commissioner Bud Selig about lagging baseball attendance Ninety percent of the game is half mental.” ~ Yogi Berra

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Failure is just another opportunity to start over.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.” ~ Yogi Berra

“The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Little things are big.” ~ Yogi Berra

“You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.” ~ Yogi Berra

“The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If there’s one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Thanks, you don’t look so hot yourself.” ~ Yogi Berra

“It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.” ~ Yogi Berra

“He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I enjoy now doing what I do… playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.” ~ Yogi Berra

“It’s fun; baseball’s fun.” ~ Yogi Berra

“In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn’t.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Nobody comes here anymore, it’s too crowded.” ~ Yogi Berra

“That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.” ~ Yogi Berra

“The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Deja Vu All Over Again.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Baseball player: “What time is it?” “You mean now?”” ~ Yogi Berra

“We were over-whelming underdogs.” ~ Yogi Berra

“You can’t make anybody do anything, if they don’t want to.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Anybody who can’t hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.” ~ Yogi Berra

“What the hell is wrong with him now?” ~ Yogi Berra

“I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.” ~ Yogi Berra

“90% of the game is half mental.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I’ve always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I’m perfect proof.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.” ~ Yogi Berra

“You can observe a lot just by watching.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be. ” ~ Yogi Berra

“Losing’s a great motivator.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.” ~ Yogi Berra

“50% of all married people are women.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Its getting late early.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Why don’t you pair’em up in threes?” ~ Yogi Berra

“Texas has a lot of electrical votes.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.” ~ Yogi Berra

“A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I never said most of the things I said.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I really didn’t say everything I said.” ~ Yogi Berra

“It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.” ~ Yogi Berra

“I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?” ~ Yogi Berra

“I don’t mean to be funny.” ~ Yogi Berra

“Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” ~ Yogi Berra

“If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.” ~ Yogi Berra

“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.” ~ Yogi Berra